2003-04-25 - 1:54 p.m.
Tidbits from the day
1. Yes, you can drink too much water. Especially when you can't get up to pee from 7:30 until 12:00.
2. That man who bought you coffee and flirted for an hour last week? Check his c.v. He was born in 1949.
3. They shouldn't call it a thai chicken sesame salad if the sauce is peanut and the noodles are spaghetti.
4. The dress you bought for your 80s party tonight? Makes your hips look like they did 40 pounds ago. This is why you thought you were fat in high school.
5. Don't freak out in public when you realize that you shaved your unmentionables with his razor yesterday. Just pray this was his regular day to change the blade.
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